Forget guys I'm getting a dog

I'm about at the point of saying forget guys and getting a dog, considering the fact that they're loyal and are always happy to see you. lol.

I was looking online and found this and thought it was pretty true:

Why A Dog Is Better Than A Man

• Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
• Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.
• Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
• Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
• You can house train a dog.
• Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
• Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
• Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
• Dogs don't care whether or not you shave your legs.
• Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them.